MonkeySteak's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cpt Falcon Checkup]

Bwahahaha!

Excellent! It left me wanting more!

[4 Swords Misadventures 6]

Probably the Best Sprite Flash I've ever seen!

Clever writing! Great animation!

And I love all of the refrences to other movies and videogames, especially the Viewtiful Joe one. That one won me over even more! I haven't seen any of the other ones. I'm going to watch them all right now!

[COGS OF WAR 2]

Pretty good!

I love how Dom was a whiney bitch because he's like that through the whole game! On the whole, this was really funny, but the animation seemed kinda stiff. Still, gotta give you props for the dick joke. I died laughing when I saw that!

[Link and Navi]

Meh

I didn't find anything new or ground breaking about this at all. Navi is still annoying as fuck, but it didn't seem like that was the intended direction at all. I didn't like it, but I didn't hate it, and for that, 5 out of 10 stars. In the future, make all voice overs clear instead of this gargled shit, and actually do some sort of original parody on this because I'm pretty sure that most of those "jokes" have been done before. Either that or they just weren't funny.

[Gears of Awesome]

"WHERE'S MY WIFE?" is the new "Go sneak that shit"

Egoraptor just keeps giving me reasons to like his work more and more! This, in my opinion, is the best thing he's done since Metal Gear Awesome (part 1 and 2). I love the extra voice work on the locusts, and the ending with Cole Train might as well have been the ending for the video game because I miss the Cole Train Rap! I also liked the "credits" with Ego and Tomar saying what they did in the flash. Hope that is continued throughout all Ego's projects.

The Easter Egg wasn't that funny to me, but it's not going to effect my review because it's something extra and shouldn't count against the flash itself.

All in all, this is an instant classic and should be appreciated and loved by all fans of Gears.

Good Job, Egoraptor! Keep it up!

[The Greatest Idea Ever!]

I actually learned something!

All I knew about the LHC before watching this was that Gordon Freeman had been spotted at the scene of the actual place where it is, but when I watched this, I actually learned what it actually did! It's like you guys combined "Ren and Stimpy" with "School House Rock". I love the art style and the story itself, but something about it makes me not want to give it a 10. I can't put my finger on it, though. Still, this is a really good cartoon, and I love the ending. This is totally worth watching!

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May Gordon Freeman save us all....

[Guns of the Awesome]

So much potential!

I saw the loading screen and got really excited. The art style is similar to that of Egoraptor, but when I saw the actual thing, I was fairly disappointed. I may never have played MGS4, but I know enough about the Awesome series to know what makes it funny.
The dialouge didn't move back and forth enough, there weren't that many (if any) little extra animations in the cartoon that made me want to go back and rewatch it, and Snake was drawn like a box pretty much the whole time. It's okay now and then, but it eventually started looking lazy over time.
On the lighter side, the voices were okay, and the ending was pretty funny. That still doesn't make up for everything else.

Bottom line:
Nice try, but it falls short of being truly "Awesome".